How cool are they! I mean, you wear one of those things, and it just screams "I'm supportive!".
Plus it's like you're in a club with one of those things on your wrist. The brotherhood of the feral cells. The sisterhood of rogue tissue. Or something like that.
I was going to go and buy a whole bunch of Lance Armstrong's 'Live Strong' bands, but the message just didn't seem quite right. Live strong? How the hell else would one live?
So I looked, and I looked, and I looked. Oh, there were wristbands and bracelets a plenty, yet none that I thought could sum up my experience. None of them 'hit the spot' so to speak.
After much thought and careful planning I came up with a bracelet of my own.
I think you'll agree that the message could not be plainer.
I give you the David bracelet.
I'll have them for sale soon. At a reasonable price of just $99.99. This way I only need to sell a few. And all the proceeds from the sale will go to . . . something really good.
Not gas for the motorcycle.
Probably.
