I'm not even joking.
Free Prostate Cancer Checks At Harley Davidson
Now, I'm all for early screening. Really. But this? At a Harley Dealership?
So we shall now enjoy an inappropriate addendum of my own:
"In a troubling follow up to the story, it was discovered that the dealership had actually closed 6 months before."
"Well, I wasn't too worried about a little dripping here and there. I ride a Harley you know."
"The Event was sponsored by the 'Friends of Dorothy Motorcycle Club'".
"The big seller of the day was the optional chrome glove."
"For being a big, tattooed man with a few missing teeth, Skeeter was surprisingly gentle."
"I don't know what the hell happened! I came in for an oil change, and the next thing you know I'm in the service department on a rack, and they're asking me if I want synthetic or Harley Brand lubricant."
I've said it before, and I'll say it again - this prostate cancer is a comedy gold mine!