Monday, May 2, 2011

Free prostate cancer checks at Harley Davidson

I'm not even joking.

Free Prostate Cancer Checks At Harley Davidson

Now, I'm all for early screening. Really. But this? At a Harley Dealership?

So we shall now enjoy an inappropriate addendum of my own:

"In a troubling follow up to the story, it was discovered that the dealership had actually closed 6 months before."

"Well, I wasn't too worried about a little dripping here and there. I ride a Harley you know."

"The Event was sponsored by the 'Friends of Dorothy Motorcycle Club'".

"The big seller of the day was the optional chrome glove."

"For being a big, tattooed man with a few missing teeth, Skeeter was surprisingly gentle."

"I don't know what the hell happened! I came in for an oil change, and the next thing you know I'm in the service department on a rack, and they're asking me if I want synthetic or Harley Brand lubricant."

I've said it before, and I'll say it again - this prostate cancer is a comedy gold mine!